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Welcome to the Academy!



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By [Elegy - gone], for the ET Academy Drawing Contest


The Elftown Academy is a place where ordinary Elftowners volunteered to teach and instruct other Elftowners on certain subjects that can be found in regular schools. Although classes have ended, the classrooms and their materials are still here! Enjoy browsing through lessons made by other Elftowners about Biology, History, Math, and many other subjects.



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Classes


Click here for the full list of classes: ETA Classes


Staff


Managed by the Professors of Tutorials and Lessons.


Joining us


New classes will not be added here, but rather at Tutorials and Lessons.
View the requirements at Tutorials and Lessons Submissions.


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- <joinforum:1156:join> (Elftown Academy)
To discuss comments, corrections, suggestions, or questions.



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2004-09-22 [font]: Teen fantasy writers pfff - they cant write

2004-09-22 [Sunrose]: I have seen letters..and stuff...they can..they not analphabetics! ;) But euhm..depends...what preferences you have and the likes. Oh well..exactly why all people are different..cept twins, but they don't count..

2004-09-22 [Firenze]: have you ever read any books by robert harris

2004-09-22 [Doormat]: I read all there harry potter books 6 times each...out of pure boredom....ask me any harry potter triva :P

2004-09-22 [Dil*]: i haven't read all the books as many times as [Doormat]..but give me harry potter trivia too!!

2004-09-23 [Sunrose]: uhm uhm....well you could give each other harry potter trivia's!

2004-09-24 [Doormat]: heh...we already have one...I won.

2004-09-24 [Dil*]: shutup....i got you 2 times :)

2004-09-24 [Firenze]: both of u be quiet

2004-09-24 [Sunrose]: hihihihi!

2004-09-24 [Firenze]: Hello!!!

2004-09-24 [Sir Soapy]: What number do you have to press on the phone to get into the ministry of magic?

2004-09-24 [Sir Soapy]: no looking in the book!

2004-09-24 [font]: mmmm perhaps one of you should make a harry potter trivia wiki - to continue this discussion?

2004-09-24 [Sir Soapy]: naw...

2004-09-24 [font]: perhaps i should remove the question mark - and make it a statement?

2004-09-24 [Sir Soapy]: no thanks...

2004-09-24 [font]: Actually I think that all comments here should be related to the ETA

2004-09-24 [Sir Soapy]: wow! interesting...

2004-09-24 [font]: its very easy to report you - you know

2004-09-24 [font]: Could ALL professors check their staff status and update the ETA Departmental Staff Page

2004-09-24 [Sir Soapy]: report me fer wat?

2004-09-24 [font]: Use the ETA comment system for ETA related comments - dont spam it with nonsense

2004-09-24 [Sir Soapy]: i didn't spam

2004-09-25 [Sunrose]: Just drop it [Sir Soapy], he is asking you (and the others including me) nicely, so don't be an asshole about it.

2004-09-26 [dumbledorelittle]: *6547844351

2004-09-26 [Threnody]: what?

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: eeeey [Threnody]!! *hugs*

2004-09-26 [font]: what? :P

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: jealouse??

2004-09-26 [font]: lol of what you! or the fact i didnt get a hug :P well.... *sqawmoosh*

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: That you didn't get a hug of course!

2004-09-26 [font]: ETA only i think i may have to get the punishment staff to have words with you :P

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: oh dear! I speak to myself about my unlawfull behaviour then?

2004-09-26 [font]: Yes you shall! now do i get a hug?? :P

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: Oh blackmail!!

2004-09-26 [font]: hehe :P errrm of course its not :P *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: *whistles* hey people (except [font])...what's going on?

2004-09-26 [font]: hmmmm thats mean :P I might have to taken action on the relationship side :P

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: *wheeps*

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: who is being mean?

2004-09-26 [font]: i didnt say any names now did I? :P

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: You didn't have to! I know my place now *sits in dark corner* :(

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: *Spanks [font] for breaking own rules but telling [Sir Soapy] to stop talking about non ETA-related matters* [Font has been spanked by the official elftown academy punishment staff!]

2004-09-26 [Dil*]: lol, how embaressing :P

2004-09-26 [Sir Soapy]: mwa ha ha ha!!!

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: :D

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: Someone still has to spank me...

2004-09-26 [Sir Soapy]: hmm...

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: Yay! I am free of spanking! So basically I can do what I want on here!

2004-09-26 [Dil*]: power abuser :P

2004-09-26 [Sir Soapy]: *pulls out paddle* get er!!!

2004-09-26 [Dil*]: ahhh!!! *runs*

2004-09-26 [font]: mmm creates new rule about power abusers :P

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: *whistles* you all talking about me in here! behind my back even! whoaa! *spanks all of you* [You all have been spanked by the official elftown academy punishment staff!]

2004-09-26 [Dil*]: ouch *scowls*

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: *runs away from [Sir Soapy]*

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: what this about abusing power? nooo not me!! and there can't be a new rule without me, I'm a board member HA!

2004-09-27 [lady nytmare]: greetings ;)

2004-09-27 [Sir Soapy]: GREETINGS!!!

2004-09-28 [Firenze]: Greetings and Salutations

2004-09-28 [Sunrose]: welcome back [Firenze]!

2004-09-28 [Firenze]: thanks, but I am going home ill in a moment

2004-09-28 [font]: Note to ALL members: Please be aware that if your 'working' status is not updated at ETA Departmental Staff by this Friday, you will gain a warning and two weeks from then we will take proceedings further. Staff who are removed from ETA will lose their badge. If a member of staff wishes to retire they can add their name to ETA Retirement

2004-09-30 [Firenze]: Hello!!

2004-10-04 [Dil*]: hey.

2004-10-04 [Sunrose]: How you all like the new outlook? *grins*

2004-10-04 [Dil*]: it's cool.

2004-10-04 [Anonymous]: Very comprehensive :D Good work people!!

2004-10-04 [Sunrose]: ^^ from me, [font] and [willy]: thanks you guys!

2004-10-12 [Erestor]: Fencing and martial studies has now moved to anotherpage as we could not edit the other please could you change it on this - Fencing and Martial Studies

2004-10-16 [~~Stitched~~]: how do u ask to the professor of teaching sign lang

2004-10-16 [Poindextra]: What do you mean by that?

2004-10-16 [font]: [~~Stitched~~] may be trying to ask if he can be the teacher fo SL

2004-10-16 [Sunrose]: By sending that professor a personal message [~~Stitched~~].. :)

2004-10-16 [font]: Doh I should have answered the question as well - as interpreting :P Thanks Sunny :P

2004-10-16 [Sunrose]: You're welcome hon! ^^ *smoochers*

2004-10-19 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: do you want an airbrush art teacher? it would give me somthing to do... :)

2004-10-19 [Poindextra]: Talk to the head of the Art Department.

2004-10-19 [Firenze]: Hello

2004-10-19 [Poindextra]: Well hi!

2004-10-19 [Firenze]: How are you?

2004-10-19 [Poindextra]: I'm good.

2004-10-20 [Firenze]: Thats good

2004-10-20 [Poindextra]: You?

2004-10-20 [Firenze]: I am both happy and sad

2004-10-20 [Poindextra]: Why? *hugles*

2004-10-21 [Firenze]: my mate is in hospital, with a punctured lung

2004-10-21 [Sunrose]: hey you two, you can also use the special forum for this! ;)

2004-10-21 [Firenze]: ok

2004-10-21 [Sunrose]: *huggles* since your both members and all... :D

2004-10-21 [Poindextra]: Yay!

2004-10-21 [Dil*]: new layout eh.., [font], i suggest you add to the description of ETA department to make it clearer to people that it's the place the classrooms/subjects are. I was a little confused.

2004-10-21 [Sunrose]: You can also say that in the forums ;) hihi

2004-10-29 [Erestor]: Fencing and Martial is no longer located at that page. It is located at Fencing and Martial Studies

2004-10-29 [Basheba]: hello

2004-11-02 [Beorn]: i mean make friends!

2004-11-02 [Beorn]: hey im new and i need to make friends! mmm...ok?!

2004-11-03 [Just Allan.]: hi people...i'm supposed to be a new professor of a Mechanics department, but i have NO idea how to set up my wiki page...could someone help me?

2004-11-03 [Cathos]: present for you: go to Mechanics Department. If you need any more help, just message me.

2004-11-04 [angel_101]: hello!

2004-11-04 [angel_101]: any 1 there?

2004-11-04 [angel_101]: i need some1 2 talk 2 coz im sssssoooo bored

2004-11-04 [Firenze]: I'm online *smiles*

2004-11-07 [Kitty3]: *shivers*

2004-11-07 [Kitty3]: *waves* High~low

2004-11-08 [Sunrose]: ello moto!

2004-11-08 [font]: [Sunrose] You big tea-leaf!!!! ;)

2004-11-08 [Sunrose]: wot's dat? :P

2004-11-08 [font]: lol :P a thief... you thief you!

2004-11-08 [Sunrose]: :O you stole my *wobble*! I saw it in your house!!!

2004-11-08 [font]: liar :P I only borrowed it! You stole it back anyway.

2004-11-08 [Sunrose]: Pff..It was all slobbered on..yuk!

2004-11-08 [font]: erm that wasn't me that slobbered on it... i leant it to a friend

2004-11-08 [Sunrose]: euw gross! how many people touched it??? :O

2004-11-08 [font]: erm a few... most of the crew had a touch

2004-11-08 [Sunrose]: what crew?

2004-11-08 [font]: The evil crew ;)

2004-11-08 [Sunrose]: OMG! O_o

2004-11-08 [Sunrose]: They can't do that!!!

2004-11-08 [font]: Yea they can :P Your *wobble* has been around my dear :P

2004-11-08 [Sunrose]: Slutty *Wobble*!

2004-11-08 [font]: excatly!!! dirty old thing!

2004-11-08 [Sunrose]: omg like stop spamming dis wiki dude stolker! pssh!

2004-11-08 [font]: lol - We are bad we tell people of for having convos here :P I blame you!!

2004-11-08 [Sunrose]: whatever, I never did: you did! you are a bad bad person! besides...I am in [The Official Elftown Academy Punishment Staff]: the rules don't apply to me, since I would be the only one to punish me! :P

2004-11-08 [font]: lol :P I'm sorry... :P

2004-11-08 [Sunrose]: *spanks* .........*tickles [font] with a tea-leaf*

2004-11-09 [Janouk]: o.0

2004-11-11 [Slayer Chick]: O_O oooohhhh spankings!!!!

2004-11-11 [Sunrose]: want some? :D

2004-11-11 [Dil*]: ...lol.

2004-11-11 [Sunrose]: you want some too? :p

2004-11-11 [Doormat]: *pulls out a metal paddle* want some too? ^-^

2004-11-11 [Sunrose]: heeey! Only I can do the spanking in here!

2004-11-11 [font]: *spank*  oooh bad memories of EP

2004-11-11 [Sunrose]: bad?? lol!

2004-11-13 [footballgal]: hey yall send me a massage or something i got to get to class peace out

2004-11-13 [Sunrose]: roger that!

2004-11-13 [Janouk]: Save me! Learning for Civics today I suddenly got struck by the idea of starting up a Civics class, but that would be stupid! 0.o

2004-11-13 [Janouk]: Please slap this idea out of me!?

2004-11-14 [Sunrose]: *slaps idea out* there!

2004-11-15 [Wæfre]: here, maybe [Janouk]'s idea needs some more persuasion to leave…

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: any ideas how to do that?

2004-11-15 [Threnody]: Well, we could take a big sledgehammer and threaten the idea to leave or else...;-)

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: Wow! good thinking!

2004-11-15 [Delladreing]: ......remind me never to tell you guys i have an idea that i cant quite get out in the open *backs away from people with the sledgehammer*

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: Noo..if it was an idea you couldn't pinpoint you would just vwant to surface, but [Janouk] wants it gone completely! :D

2004-11-15 [Wæfre]: <taps [Janouk] on the shoulder from behind and waves a two by four casually> yous said yous wanted it slapped out, and that didn't work, now, did it? And are we the kind of friends who give up after one try?

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: hehehe ;)

2004-11-15 [Doormat]: So I said to Bob, Oh snap! A headless zombie! So it laughed at us as we cowered in fear....but it must of realized it didn't have a head to laugh through, so it sighed and blew up in a explosion of puke green acrid acid water, spraying my eyes and leaving the tingling feeling of glass in my skin coated in pure alcohol....

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: euw! >_<

2004-11-15 [Dil*]: ....too much info my demented little fiend of a brother.

2004-11-16 [font]: Not a chat wiki!

2004-11-16 [Sunrose]: hehehehe! again? :p

2004-11-16 [Janouk]: The idea past :D  ...Sorry Font :(

2004-11-16 [Sunrose]: good! you weren't injured?

2004-11-22 [font]: *comment Removed*

2004-11-22 [Firenze]: Good point [font], very good point

2004-11-22 [Dil*]: just in case people were looking for where it went to; i think that's the reason.

2004-11-23 [Sunrose]: what is?

2004-11-23 [Firenze]: [joe64]'s old page

2004-11-23 [Sunrose]: uhm yes, but what is the reason? I don't see people giving a reason why the art of gaming was taken off (though I know myself, since I made it, but I don't see where [Dil*] read the reason..)

2004-11-23 [font]: welll anywho i removed the 'advertisment' This is a wiki for current ETA topics and nothing else. :P

2004-11-23 [Sunrose]: oh. >_>  <_<

2004-11-24 [Slayer Chick]: Say somethin about [joe64]?

2004-11-24 [Sunrose]: eh?

2004-11-24 [Slayer Chick]: Why did Firenze say Joe64's name???

2004-11-24 [Sunrose]: Because the art of gaming was his department. Okay enough about this stuff, let's get on with it! *holds finger on delete button for any new comments appearing about this*

2004-11-24 [Dil*]: teehee :P

2004-11-24 [Saun Of ShadowSword]: Hello Im new!!

2004-11-24 [Slayer Chick]: hello new person....and ok Sunrose

2004-11-26 [Saun Of ShadowSword]: Hello

2004-11-26 [Slayer Chick]: hey

2004-11-27 [Saun Of ShadowSword]: So what are you doing?

2004-11-27 [font]: Not a chat wiki

2004-11-28 [Slayer Chick]: Yes, sorry about that Font I forgot...yeah wer'e going to have to go to a chat wiki or private message someone. This is the Elftown Academy. Sorry about that Font and [Saun Of ShadowSword]

2004-11-28 [Saun Of ShadowSword]: sorry

2004-12-02 [Sunrose]: Attention Elftown Academy Professors and Teachers! All departments have now received an official banner. Departments not following the Uploading Art Rules by friday will have the banner removed again! The banners are NOT to be used on classrooms!!

2004-12-03 [Tyrana]: Hokey dokey. ^_^ Thank you! It looks pretty sharp...

2004-12-11 [Slayer Chick]: Ok

2004-12-11 [Sunrose]: it does! bow to [True, plain and simple]! ;)

2004-12-11 [Tyrana]: *bows*

2004-12-11 [Poindextra]: *Bows with many flourishes, presenting flowers on the way up.*

2004-12-12 [Tyrana]: Aww... now my bow looks like crap. ^_^

2004-12-12 [Tyrana]: Wait! I know! *dances* ta daaa! Whoa. *dodges tomatoes*

2004-12-12 [Tári Nénharma]: *bows a simple, deep bow of gratitude*

2004-12-12 [Threnody]: *doesn't bow*

2004-12-12 [Sunrose]: :O [Threnody]!!

2004-12-13 [Threnody]: hehehe :D I'm such a drag :D

2004-12-13 [lil Mike]: hey yall dont have a profesor for cars

2004-12-13 [Sunrose]: no we don't :)

2004-12-13 [alfiler de gancho]: i wanna be teacher of biology

2004-12-13 [Sunrose]: Okay, go help out there..come back if you have some work to show us that you've done :)

2004-12-20 [Lavilia]: teachers of Biology please sign up with me, I do the organisation for the biggest thing. I am teacher of human anotomy. Give me an idea of what you want to teach and I can tell you if you can.

2004-12-25 [SimpleAnnie]: i know alot about drama tons of it but what do you mean by teaching it can someone give me an example? plz

2004-12-25 [Sunrose]: Look at the classrooms that already exist :)

2004-12-28 [alfiler de gancho]: sunrose i have an idea why you don´t help me to crew elftown academy in spanish??

2004-12-28 [Sunrose]: hmmm?

2004-12-28 [Sunrose]: Oh you want to be the Spanish teacher! Message me about it, I have to run now! ;)

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